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Allie. 17. I'm not really cool but I make people laugh. (If you wanna see my face click links.)

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horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

horsenuggets:

(Source: footwurk)

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

(Source: xelamanrique)

(Source: officesubs)

the-antidote-to-everything:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

u r welcome

HOLY SHIT THANK U

hazduh:

Nouis - 17.05.2013

after a fan threw something in Niall’s direction, that almost hit his head

(Source: harrehloveslouhee)

songofthestarwhale:

curlingwithmetaphor:

flobbylobsters:

spookyandthethief:

duessa:

sourcedumal:

lokiintheskywithdiamonds:

Doctor Who Meme ✖ [1/9] Scenes

Sonnet 18

I love the look on Martha’s face.

Because I bet she read that Sonnet when she was in school.

And the realization that that fucking sonnet is going to be about HER RADIANT BLACK BEAUTY!!!

Martha Fucking Jones gets POETRY written for her that lasts through the ages.

YAAASSSS

The Doctor’s faces are killing me!

I actually find this really great because NOBODY KNOWS who “the dark lady” is.  There are various sonnets composed for/about her, but nobody knows her identity.

We do.

I wonder if Martha ever reads that particular sonnet or hears someone reading it in a movie or on telly and just kind of smirks to herself because she knows it was written about her

questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

hell-is-my-paradise:

yourealoserlol:

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

yeah, you deserve them.

that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen

caterpenis:

you’re the same fucking height as me you tanuki piece of shit

heavenandhellcastiel:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

heavenandhellcastiel:

lol look they finally found god. 

THEY FINALLY FOUND GOD

(Source: jaclynnicolee)

theironyofchokingonbandmembers:

a-consulting-wayward-warlock:

ofdemonsandtimelords:

REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME ARWIN MADE A PARALLEL UNIVERSALIZER THAT LOOKED LIKE A PAY PHONE BOOTH AND NONE OF US REALIZED THAT IT WAS A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE?

OMG

HOLY SHIT

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