Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!
Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”
"in 6th grade i had a boyfriend and he said that his mom died so i had to kiss him and then i saw her at walmart buying milk 2 days later." - tumblr user bradick
why are y’all so fucking bitter about 1d not being there like sorry they’re in the middle of a fucking world tour???? they’ve been in the spotlight for the past three fucking years???? like oh damn you’ll miss an opportunity to see harry sitting there eating fruit at a live event
Paul Ryan taking the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, in gif form
SHES DONE IT AGAIN
my fave thing about this is that they don’t want to disturb anyone else on the train so they’re really quiet its beautiful
me as a parent