one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind
and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”
so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay
but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”
and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”
and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”
and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now
but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once
Ok so my last year of high school this kid was really amazing at the pranks he was pulling. He left fish in the teachers rooms with notes say that they were from each other and had them confuses for like the whole day and shit like that. We were all really impressed until one of our teachers told us about his prank. When he was in high school his like three friends and him got drunk and drove by the the Big Boy which had the iconic statue of big boy in front it and so them in all of there drunken wisdom decided to steal it cause it would look better in the lunch room of there school. The big by was wrenched out of the ground, but in the back of the pick up truck and carried all the way to the front entrance of the school, where the three drunk boys then realized that it was to big to get through the doors, so they carried it all the way around the school and went though the shop door, left it in the middle of the lunch room and went home and passed out. When they got to school the next morning the firemen, police and superintendent has been called and they all stood around the big boy like the Whos on Christmas morning, wondering how is got there. Big boy stayed in the school until the end of the year because they could figure out how to get him out. Three drunk high school boy were better problem solvers then the firemen, police and school officials…
THEY STOLE A FUCKING BIG BOY
on time my grandad and his friends put at cow on the roof of their school and the school had to call the fire department the next day to get the cow off the roof because cows can’t walk down stairs
4 days left to answer
a friendly reminder
that means you tyler oakley
(you might need to adjust your speaker/ headphones)
the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way
i think you mean “the police department”
- Smuts were known as lemons
- Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
- Character x Character instead of Character/Character
- Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten Listen To Your Heart videos
- Numa Numa
- Naruto Phase
KISS close up TANGLED EVER AFTER
damn guys get a room
yeah go punzie!
Wait omg does her leg pop?
WHAT DOES THIS REALLY HAPPEN?? THEY ARE ALL OUT MAKING OUT UP THERE! I DON’T REMEMBER THIS!)))
((oh my god can we just look at this animation I mean look at Eugene his mouth like you can see his jaw moving i mean just
AND RAPUNZEL’S FOOT AND HER HANDS GRABBING HIM AND JUST THIS ANIMATION IS SO REAL
RIGHT?!? HIS JAW THOUGH.
Well, I can’t imagine this NOT happening this way. I mean, she literally WATCHED HIM DIE right in front of her. They almost lost each other forever. And now, knowing that they’re married, that they’ll never lose each other… I think the whole reality of what they went through hit them in this moment. So yeah, it’s a passionate kiss. Because they want to make sure that every moment they spend together from now on is spent showing how much they love each other because they almost lost that chance.
I’ll never NOT reblog….especially for comments!!
[Oh crap! That witch raised our daughter to snog in public!]
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
LOS ANGELES (AP) — California has reached the breaking point, says Tim Draper. The Silicon Valley venture capitalist is pushing a proposal to crack the nation’s most populous state into smaller pieces — six of them.
California has grown so big, so inefficient, it’s essentially ungovernable, according to a ballot initiative that could reach voters as early as November.
It has to go, he says.
Draper, in documents he submitted to the Secretary of State’s Office, recommends dividing California regionally, including establishing a state called Silicon Valley, which would include San Francisco and nearby counties that are home to technology giants like Facebook and Apple.
Los Angeles would become part of the new state of West California, which also would include the coastal cities of Santa Barbara and Ventura. The state’s farming heartland would become Central California. San Diego would be the largest city in the new South California.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIT THE EXTRA 5 IN THE FIFTY-NIFTY STATES SONG?!?!?
This also means all the American flags would have to be changed
I guess that would gain some jobs to help make all the flags in America with more stars
i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”
the twilight one is like abstract poetry