i remember this kid for suspended for jacking off in the back of french class in 9th grade
he was suspended for touching his oui oui
Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger
Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
i thought you were exaggerating holy shit
idek how many times i have reblogged this but it will never not make me laugh omg
Why is 6 sexually attracted to 7? Because 7 8 out 9.
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
i knew what this was going to be before i pressed play
son of a
Son of a Misha Collins.
Seriously, what did you expect.
This just made my day.
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG
Donnie Darko proof
im going to go on omegle with a shoe on my head and see how people react
this guy isnt taking any of my shit
THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER
i found my soulmate
I think you mean solemate
I’M DYING hELP
the last one oMG
chris is just a simple guy
omfg im in the train and here is a group of hipster girls and one of them literally just said “yolo is from star wars” im crying
Han Yolo shot first.
May the Swag be with you
We accept the droids we think we are looking for