"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer
WHAT IS THIS COMPANY
they have phones too
BiC: We Got a Shitton of Plastic and We’re Going to Fucking Use It
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
MAMA JUST KILLED A MAN
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
I AIN’T NO HOLLABACK GIRLIT’S A GODDAMN ARMS RACE
COMING OUTTA MY CAGE
LET IT GO
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND